When I was a kid I was scared of the world. There were bad guys and monsters, liars and cheaters, bullies and criminals, but I killed the bad guys and made friends with the monsters, I lied to the liars and cheated off the cheaters, I scared the bullies and robbed the criminals of their humanity and now the world is scared of me ------------------------->
Noah, Denver, Taken



Oh my god. 


everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

(Source: thehomosexuals)


frozen, a movie in which ANNA(RUTO) promises to bring ELSA(SUKE) back to the village?? i’m onto you, disney



So there’s a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there’s a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed “Oh my god i can’t see anything!” and the blind kid goes “Me either!!” and i just lost it


(Source: emmyblackthorn)

baby: fo..fo

parents: food? foot?

baby: foolish little brother, if you want to kill me, despise me, hate me. Run, run.. cling to live and survive in an unsightly way. Then someday, when you have these same eyes, come to me

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

(Source: nygaards)


me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm